wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
Sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but that’s okay because both are important to make the flowers grow.
THORNTON IS NOT A BAD PERSON. THORNTON IS NOT A BAD PERSON. THORNTON. IS. NOT. A. BAD. PERSON
THORNTON IS NOT A BAD PERSON
- THORNTON IS NOT A BAD PERSON
PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT BRUINS BEING A “CLASSLESS” TEAM AND REALIZE THAT THESE THINGS HAPPEN IN HOCKEY. AND THORNTON FEELS LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT FOR IT. THESE. THINGS. HAPPEN.
likewise, neal is not a bad person.
Neither of them are bad people but they’re both morons for doing what they did.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
"She’s in a little bit of a mood because her cat got stuck in the wall".
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
i just really want a story about a supervillain family where the supervillain dad is so proud of both of his daughters even though one grows up to be a superhero and he encourages them both to do what they want to do and when he runs into his superhero daughter while he’s on a crime spree he’s all like “oh hun you did such a good job foiling my evil plans today!! are you gonna come visit me in solitary? tell your mother not to forget to buy milk!”