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I will always reblog this.
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John Quincy Adams was a wonderful asset to the country as Secretary of State but unfortunately had a rather miserable presidency. Well traveled, and an important diplomat from the age of 14 (when he visited Queen Catherine the Great’s court at St. Petersburg as a secretary and French-translator to Francis Dana) his precocity and intelligence would make any girl’s knees wobble. While not particularly attractive in his old age, this picture of his son should do to estimate what he looked like young. (Not bad, really.) He’s definitely my History crush!
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
Time to update my vocabulary.
omg i know like all of these from history class
A handbook to communicating with Steve Rogers.
(via godismycover)
| me: | omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life |
| me: | also what is your name |